Hello, my name is N̶̖̓ư̸̗l̸̗͂l̷̛̦. You may call me V̶i̶,̶ ̶L̶a̶b̶s̶N̶o̶t̶D̶a̶b̶s̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶p̶p̶r̶o̶p̶r̶i̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶n̶i̶c̶k̶n̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶i̶c̶e̶.̶ I like cats, coffee, and wearing socks with animals printed on them. Oh, and I cannot forget about flowers -- I really love the smell of those!
In other words, I am just a banal recluse. Nothing original about my character in the slightest. I also specialize in telling terrible jokes and confusing others beyond belief.